What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
Randomize
