remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
NoShamevember. You game?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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