): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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