hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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