We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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