Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
