Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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