you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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