but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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