His pubic hair was longer than his dick
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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