He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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