...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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