do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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