so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
