I love black thongs
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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