So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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