Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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