i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
