What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
