big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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