How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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