Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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