I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
