I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We have started to decorate penises.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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