Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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