Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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