David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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