have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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