Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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