what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
COCAINE IS GR8
I supernannyed him into submission
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