Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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