farters have to be the big spoon...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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