Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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