my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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