She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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