you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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