I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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