My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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