ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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