Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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