I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
My penis needs a shock collar
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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