She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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