I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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