Do you still have your period?
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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