If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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