I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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