You just made me feel so damn special
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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