Only a mothe r could love this liver
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Did you pee in the oven last night??
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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