Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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