On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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